LGBT Issues – Patrick Wooden, the notorious North Carolina pastor that claimed that gay men have to wear diapers, appears to have diarrhea of the mouth when it comes to LGBT issues. His latest claims to Peter LaBarbera from Americans for Truth about Homosexuality (AFTAH) may even be more ridiculous than his last.
“There are examples of men who have stretched their anuses, their sphincter muscles so that they could fit objects into themselves that once the sphincter muscle is stretched too much it will not contract,” Wooden said. “Because the truth is, despite the anger of the homosexual community, the anus is not a vagina.”
Of course, all of these claims are based on hard evidence that he “knows” of or has “heard” of, from a “friend.”
“I know of a case where in a hospital a homosexual male had a cellphone lodged in his anus and as they were operating on him the phone went off, the phone started ringing! There have been instances where men have put bats — baseball bats — in their rectums!”