Teenage Boy Hell Feb12

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Robert Slattery

is a writer living in Western North Carolina. He enjoys music and all sorts of other things.


Teenage Boy Hell

Just Weird – Life begins at ejaculation — or at least it does to Democratic Senator Constance Johnson. She’s proposing an amendment that would make it illegal for a man to ejaculate anywhere else than a woman’s vagina. Or so she would have you believe.

Johnson’s bill is a joke, one that seeks to prove how out of control right-wing extremists have been as of late. The créme de la créme of the bill is its pitch-perfect values language: “any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

Consider, then, the criminal genocides taking place before the ‘rents get home from work. And probably in the morning. And before bed, too. Hell, whenever the door is closed.

Johnson’s amendment is attached to a sincere (and certainly satire-worthy) “personhood” bill in her state of Oklahoma.

Read more at the New Civil Rights Movement.