Hunters Beware

Dogs out to Get You

Animal Rights – It seems as if animals are forming their own revolutions these days, what with the Yvonne the cow, Waldo the bull, the hunting dog in Salt Lake City, and now, Eli, a bulldog in Florida.

Eli, waiting for his opportunity to play his part in the Animal Revolution, found the opportunity when his 78-year-old master, Billy E. Brown, took him on a hunting trip.

Brown and his friend were travelling down a “rough limestone road” to a local deer hunting spot in Pasco County, Florida, when Eli shot Brown – in the thigh – unfortunately missing Brown’s no-no bits. A revenge shooting for Eli’s neutering perhaps?

Gary Morse, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman said that while the trio was riding in the truck, Eli “got excited” and knocked into a loaded rifle, causing it to go off.
Brown was taken to St. Joesph’s Hospital in Tampa for surgery. His condition is “described as critical, but stable.”

Here’s a free tip – next time don’t keep your gun loaded dumb ass.
On the bright side, chalk up another victory for the Animal Revolution, Eli’s cunning trick saved another deer from the dinner table.

Read more at the Huffington Post.